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Oh, and its corporate mascot is a six-foot magical monster made out of turd.
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The goal of this super easy game is to keep drawing cards from the deck without finding an exploding kitten card.
And you can play the game over and over without getting bored, thanks to the randomly generated maps and the seemingly endless combinations of equipment and technology.